Those Who Can Do ...

And those who can't have Fox TV shows.

Because, apparently, that's all they're capable of. But that's okay because they're, like, so funny.

'The Canadian military wants to take a breather to do some yoga, paint landscapes, run on the beach in gorgeous white Capri pants.'

We have police officers and they have Mounties.

Our cops ride heavily armoured cars, they ride horses.

We have bullet proof vests, they have wonderful little red jackets that can be seen a mile away. This is not a smart culture.

A barrel of laughs I tell ya, particularly, on the day that Canada repatriates it's 116th soldier from Afghanistan. Just in case their laugh a minute brains can't compute that, we're talking about Canada's 116th dead soldier. 116 lives sacrificed in support of their country's efforts following 9/11.

I suppose we shouldn't be surprised though. Not when one of the first remarks out of one of their astute commenters' mouths was this:

I didn't even know that they were in the war.

How come that one-liner doesn't surprise me?

And no, just because you decided to play nice and apologize doesn't quite cut it. Sorry, but it's frigid up here, eh? And so are we. When it comes to asshats like you.