Friday, November 9, 2007

If Only I Had the Guts...

I found this quote a while ago that I really like.
But as much as I was tempted, I just couldn't use it on the blawg.
It just wouldn't be appropriate, dontcha know.

So.

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

Hey, don't blame me. He said it.
Smart man. Heh.

Time To Settle Down

Okay, that's enough goofiness for a while.
I think I got most of it out of my system, that need to just lighten up a bit.

But now I really need to get back to work and do some more posting on the blawg. So posting over here should be a bit lighter. As in less, but also I think, in a little more serious vein, too.

Thanks to all who came to visit. And left comments.
Yesterday was fun. I hope to see you back soon and at least on a semi-regular basis.

Thursday, November 8, 2007

And God Said Let There Be Chocolate


Hungry?


Got a spare $25,000??


Hope so.








Hey, I'm willing to share with you.

After you pay me the appropriate finder's fee, of course.



Let There Be Hope

Picked this up at Lex's and thought it was too cool not to spread around.




Go ahead and check it out.

Just Another Service I Provide ...

Well, yeah, I am suppose to be working. Thanks for noticing.

But I just came across a rather cool site (no, I wasn't actually working when I stumbled across it, thanks for noticing that too) that, out of the goodness of my heart, I am moved to share with you.

The other day B2 put me on to a great site for aviator slang. Trust me, if you don't know. There's a lot of it. Then today I came across this - Acronym Finder.

Which purports to let you search any known acronym ... resulting in a potentially lengthy list of possibilities, which they leave you to figure out on your own by context, I suppose. Still, I did think it was kind of cool. Should cut down on some of that head scratching, of the 'So what the heck does that mean?' variety.

Although I did notice that its missing my personal favourite for RTF ... Read The File, Stupid!

But, its okay. There's really no need to thank me. Unless, of course, you feel truly moved. In which case, you can just drop some coin instead of text into the comment box.

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Canadian v. U.S. Security ... Or Home At Last

Would you be surprised to learn that a United States Government Accountability Report released yesterday cited major failures by the US Customs and Border Protection at their 'Ports of Entry", with the result that "several thousand" individuals who were inadmissible under the immigration law, were nevertheless permitted to enter the country?

This despite “significant progress in certain areas" and the fact that in 2006, officers turned away 200,000 travelers ineligible to enter the country, with "574 noncitizens and 63 criminal aliens" said to be refused daily.
The Report cited instances of officers’ waving vehicles and pedestrians into the country without stopping them or even looking up from a computer screen. Officers did not interview passengers in back seats or board recreational vehicles to see who was inside.

Seven of the ports were so short-staffed that managers had to cancel training sessions to keep operations running, the report said. Some officers balked at searching for drugs because they had not been properly trained.

Officers exhausted from double shifts called in sick to avoid overtime duty, the report said, and poor morale had driven officers out of the agency.

Two of the Congressional investigators who tested the inspection system at one land port of entry were simply asked by an officer at a desk if they were American citizens. They said “yes” and were passed through.
It doesn't surpise me much. Simply because whether pre or post-911, entering the United States has always been 'easy as pie' for us. I remember as a kid taking multiple car trips to and through the States. And when we drove to Florida two years ago, although I had my husband sign formal certificates stating that I had his permission to take our children out of the country without him, no one even questioned the issue. At least, not until we crossed the border back into Canada. Only then did Canadian officials ask about the status of the kids. Waved through by the US officials, yes, we were.

Even more interesting was my trip to California in 2003. I flew from Halifax to Boston and the only questioning I really faced was the exact address of where I would be staying in California. Which (long story) I didn't have readily available to me. The Customs officer sent me to phone an American friend to confirm an address. But when I went to a stewardess for directions to a phone, we chatted for a few minutes and when she found out that I had with me the address of another American friend (even though I told her that not only was I not staying there but I wouldn't even be actually going anywhere near there), she insisted that I should just use that.

Coming back home, however, was another story. There were a few Americans who got off the red eye flight with me in Halifax. One guy even had a gun case with him. When I first got off the plane, I went to the restroom and when I came out, the other people from the flight were gone. So I was a little surprised when I picked up my suitcases and was told to go wait 'down there".

My luggage was eventually thoroughly searched by a rather uptight, cranky Canadian Customs Agent who had lots of questions to ask. Why was I in the US? she wanted to know. Well, once upon a time a person could get away with a 'business' or 'pleasure' response. So I replied "Pleasure". Nope. What exactly was I doing there? Visiting friends. Were these friends American? Mostly, but one couple was from the UK. How long had I known these friends? About 6 years. Did I meet them online? Why, yes I had. Were they all female?

Now by this time my poor sleep-deprived brain was starting to wake up. But only starting to. I told her that one person was male and must have given her a bit of a perplexed look. Because she immediately told me that there was no need to be embarassed, it happened all the time. I told her I wasn't embarassed, just confused by her questions.

And then 'Ding, Ding' .. the bells went off and the lights came on. Boy, had she went down the wrong road! I started laughing and told her that no, I had a daughter with seizures on a special diet and had met a group of moms online whose children had the same condition. And finally after six years of corresponding, some of us manged to get together.

Talk about an attitude change... she immediately asked if my family was waiting for me (Yes, they were). Well I am sure that my socks, underwear and the $10 T-shirts I had bought for the kids appreicated being finally left alone. She quickly repacked my suitcase, told me to have a nice day and sent me on my way.

Yup, always has been harder to get through Canadian Customs, I find. And to think that I live here. And actually pay their salaries. Its probably a good thing I was half asleep and stunned through most of that latter incident or I most likely would have told her that I would be happy to answer her questions ... if she could show me by what authority I had to. THAT no doubt would have resulted in extending that four day trip by another five or six hours.

Ah well, better safe than sorry as they say.


H/T to James Patterson Law Office



We're Off To See The Doctor, The Wonderful Doctor of Oz

Hi Ho
Hi Ho
It's off to the neuro we go....

Hi Ho
Hi Ho
It's off the neuro we go ....

Oh joy, Oh bliss.

NOT!!



Monday, November 5, 2007

Joyeux Noel?



Post-tropical storm Noel struck Nova Scotia on the weekend.







































We always seem to be really lucky in my part of the Province. We sure were with Hurricane Juan a few years ago. So although we lost our power here for about eight hours early Sunday morning, I will take that over those whose power may still be out!

Ah well, I just hope the real thing is better.


Message From The Starcatcher

Do you know what hope is?
Its magic and its free.
Its not in a prescription.
Its not in an IV.

It punctuates our laughter,
It sparkles in our tears.
It simmers under sorrows,
And dissipates our fears.

Do you know what hope is?
Its reaching past today,
Its dreaming of tormorrow,
Its trying a new way.


Its rumours of a break,
Its whispers of a cure,
A roller coaster rider,
Of remedies unsure.

Do you know what hope is?
Its candy for the soul,
Its perfume for the spirit,
To share it makes you whole
.

Take my hand ... come ... let's share this hope ... together ...

The starcatcher grinned and whispered a plan,
I'll catch all the stars I possibly can.
Then give them to all my friends so they will truly see
How sparkling and special they are to me.

If I could catch a rainbow ...
I would do it just for you,
And share with you its beauty
On the days you're feeling blue ...

If I could build a mountain
You could call your very own,
A place to find serenity,
A place to be alone ...

If I could take your troubles
I would toss them in the sea ...
But all these things I'm finding are impossible for me,

I cannot build a mountain or catch a rainbow fair,
But let me be what I know best,
A friend that's always there.


- Unknown




Just one of my all-time favourite poems.
For personal reasons, it means a lot to me.

MY LIVING WILL


Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

She got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.

She's such a bitch.....

*H/T to Raylene*