1. How many fighter pilots does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one. He holds the light bulb and the world revolves around him.
2. How can you tell the difference between God and a fighter pilot?
God doesn't think she's a fighter pilot.
3. How can you tell when you have a fighter pilot at your party?
He tells you.
4. What's the difference between a figher pilot and a jet engine?
The jet engine stops whining when it pulls into the parking lot.
Yeah, yeah, I know. You might have to hang out with them awhile to really appreciate it.