Ottawa announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the Newfounfdland Fighting Fishermen(NEWFF) .
These Newfies will be dropped off into Iraq and Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don 't like beer, pickups, newfie music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the loss of the cod fish.
Ottawa expects the problems in Iraq and Afghanistan to be over by Friday.
H/T to Tera